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Tarzan, check your phone!

Tarzan, check your phone!

I don’t want to think about __.What are you doing to prepare for your future? Tarzan is in the jungle. He can’t check his phone.Tarzan only knows the jungle. He doesn’t have a phone.Where the buildings end and the jungle begins, I got a call from Tarzan.I’m going to find Tarzan and ask him that.

Sweet meeting

Sweet meeting

I ______ together with others. I’m so lucky that ______ . Some wild animal was eating my sweet potato.Where crowded stools and coffee drinkers face the passing traffic.Something else that was sweet in a crowded place where strangers meet.Surprised and delighted at where I find my feet.

Should be

Should be

I am good at ___ . I don’t care about ___ . I should be living alone on a mountain.I should be doing work, but I’m watching cartoons on youtube.The sun will give you wrinkles. You should put on a hat.I should be watching cartoons alone on a mountain.

I brow

I brow

It’s not too late to ________ .I really hope that _______. I shaved off my eyebrows and painted them higher up on my forehead.I don’t know. There were signs, but I didn’t see any reason to stop.I can see the skin of my brow. How odd that I never saw it before.No going back now. Now I look surprised all the time.