Jealous of attention

My coworker got a haircut, and everyone at work was excited and made a lot of noise.

But nobody noticed when I got a haircut last week.

It was a beautiful event when the trees shed their leaves. I was excited.

Maybe there should have been a lot of noise and a big party with cake and everything.

Q. When did you last get a haircut? Did you receive any compliments? Did you like the haircut?
Q. Tell me about a birthday you had.